Mature Jokes



Little Johnny strikes again!

Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development...

I am Coming Too!

Teacher: What''''s wrong?
Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ''''Johny are you sleeping?'''' Then I say...

In the Circumstances

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised...

Johnny's Bitch!!!

The teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"How about you, Johnny?"
"I Wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive...

A Couple of sex

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's Sex?"
"OK," he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I'm not going to let...

How condoms are made...

One Day, Little Johnny was in Hospital. He asked the Doctor, "How are these Gloves Made?"
The Doctor Explained, "In the Company, there is a big drum full of molten rubber, so, they make people dip their...

On Heat

A little boy didn't go to school one day.

The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, "Our cow was on heat, so I had to...

Little Johnny in love

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor...

That time of the month!

Little Nancy is travelling in an aeroplane. The aeroplane starts giving problems and it soon becomes clear that all passengers will have to use their parachutes...

Dinner Blessings

Frank phones his wife Angie at ten to five and tells her he's bringing his boss home for dinner. Angie is furious that she's had no time to prepare but when Frank and his boss arrive...