Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father...
One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she was saying. So she called Little Johnny to recite...
In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat?" Little Johnny raises his hand.
"Go ahead, Little Johnny...
Students were asked to name one medicine and its use.
1st student: Anacin, it's use for headaches....
My 10 year son and I went to the restroom at a movie theatre just before the movie started. There were 5 urinals there and a line had formed up so we had to wait...
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mommy, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories...
The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Smith, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated...
One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little Johnny who shouts out...
One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she was saying. So she called Little Johnny
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy, "Why are you tardy?"
The boy replies, "I've been on Blueberry Hill...