Mature Jokes



I Want a Man

A Kid was walking to the bathroom, when he saw through the slightly open door, his mother was in there. She was buck naked and looking into the mirror while rubbing her breasts and moaning...

Potty Training !!!

Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants...

Viagra Prank

There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while...

Peeping Johnny

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th Grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle

No Kicking Please

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy...

Biology Class

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: That's because guys have "balls...

Christmas Bike

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there...

Curious Daughter

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have...

Farm Boy & Bull

Little farmboy comes in late for school.
Teacher asks why he's late...

Special Chemical Mixture

Little Johnny took his new chemistry set down to the basement where he stayed all afternoon mixing various liquids together. Eventually, his dad went down and found him surrounded by test tubes, pounding something into the wall...