Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat.
"I'll have some f*ckin'...
A third grade teacher told her class, "Children, we are going to begin to study a little sex education. Tonight, girls, your first assignment will be to find out from your parents how to avoid getting pregnant...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. The father tried every way possible to get Johnny to...
Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.
Johnny’s answer was, "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep...
A teacher wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.
She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who can tell me what this...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th Grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.
Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class....
Teacher ask what kinds of medicines do the students know and what they are used for.
Carla: Tylenol
Teacher: Excellent, what is it used for?
A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good, that's a big...
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says, "Tell me...