Mature Jokes



Mom's a Whore

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother...

Naughty Johnny

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket....

What bird brings babies ?

One day, little Johnny asks his mother, "What kind of bird brings white babies?" With a grin, his mother replies...

The Fire Engine

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the...

Gotta Pee

A woman and her 5 year old son were travelling in a metro. The boy was pestering his mum to bring him to the toilet. His mum whispered to him to hold...

Itching Crotch

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention...

Grammar Lesson

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "Beautiful...

Viagra for Diarrhea

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol and it is used for headache...

Bubble in Bathtub

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby...

Shoo The Crows

In a small country church, the preacher was at the pulpit addressing the congregation, saying, "We gotta little problem in da church, we's got crows in the steeple. Every time I tries to do...