Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with...
These two little boys are sitting in the living room, watching TV with their parents. The mother looks over at the father with a wink and a nod toward upstairs...
This teacher is teaching her grade four class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'Contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence...
A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor...
Little Johnny has just been to a Father & Son Night to learn all about the birds and the bees, but there are a few points that he's not quite clear on. He asks his dad what a vagina...
There was a father and son who were always in competition with each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps...
The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love...
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'Penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class...
The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of infidelity, shouted out, "I want everyone who has been heing and sheing to stand up!...
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he...