Little Johnny was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and though the crime seemed highly improbable, the evidence was overwhelming. As a last, desperate move...
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. "Mary, what does your parents do?...
A man & his son recently moved to Texas. One Saturday afternoon they decided to take a walk through the park. During the walk the boy sees cowboys walk by. "Dad, look...
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that...
One day, Little Johnny's teacher asked the class, "Children, if you know the answer, please raise your hand! Tell me things you can suck...
Little Johnny's father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make...
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when he asked his teacher a question, "Please Miss," he said, "What's a Penis?"
The teacher thought it was an excellent...
The third-grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class: "Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure...
Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. It looked so realistic, that when Miss Baker saw the fly sitting on the notebook, she slammed it with a...
Johnny was dressed up in his cowboy outfit, and walked into an ice cream shop. Behind the counter was a good-looking, well-endowed, female employee...