Little Johnny, a fifth grade student has a penis so large, his parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls. They cautioned him he could easily kill someone...
A university lecturer reminds her students of next day’s final exam. "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack...
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie...
A young boy of 5 was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He had been playing outside her house for a while when he came into the house. "Grandma, what is it called when...
Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living.
Little Mary got up and said, 'My Dad is a pilot, and my Mom is an...
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks...
Little Johnny had been waiting in a long line to sit on the department store Santa's lap when he finally gets his turn at it and climbs up.
Santa say to little Johnny, touching the little boy on the nose with his finger...
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, they found a bull and cow mating.
Grandpa explained, 'That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving...
Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said...
A priest comes out of the church to find Little Johnny sitting on the steps killing ants by smashing them with his thumb, saying, 'Fucking ants,' with each...