In a sunday school class, the teacher asked the students. When you go to heaven, what part of your body will reach first?
One little girl said her hands, because when she prays her hands point to...
The mother of a 16-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted...
The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
'Jane, Do you know any...
In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials.
So she stood in the front of the class and said, 'Children, if you could have one raw...
The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, 'What do you like best about it, class?'
'Let's start with...
Little Johnny had to walk past a whorehouse to get to school and back.
One morning a whore on the second floor porch hollered down, 'Hi little boy!', and waved at him with her...
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.
'Mommy, what's that long thing on the...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, 'Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?'
'I'm in love...
Little Johnny and Julie are only 12 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Julie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says...
When Johnnie came home with the news that he'd gotten laid for the first time, his mother was less than pleased.
Slapping him across the face, she sent him off...