A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Mom says, 'No, because the dog is in heat.'
'What does that mean?' asked the girl.
'Go ask your father. I think he is in...
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While...
One day, when Johnnie came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went.
He said, 'We're learning about sexual education.'
She smiled, and said, 'At least he's...
Little Johnny is delivering newspapers.
He knocks on a door and says to the lady, 'I'm collecting today... that'll be five dollars.'
She says, 'I'm a little short on cash, but I'll gladly give you some great sex instead.'
Little Johnny agrees...
Little Johhny was sitting on the side walk with a small bottle of sulphuric acid, pouring drops on the ants as they crawled past.
A priest passing by saw this, and approached him.
'Good morning, young man. What are you doing with that...
A teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
'Joe, Do you know any multi-syllable words?'
After some thought Joe proudly replied...
A little boy walked into an ice cream parlour dressed up like a cowboy. He was wearing chaps, a hat and toy guns.
The girl working behind the counter asks, 'What can I get you?'
'I wanna hot fudge...
A kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, 'How was school son?'
He replies, 'It wasn't good at all Mom, I had sex with my teacher.'
She blows up and tells him to go imediately to his room.
His father comes home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some porno mags and says to his son...
A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers.
'1. Open your fly.
2. Take out your equipment.
3. Pull back...
One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. 'How did I get here, Mommy?' she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, 'Why God sent you, Honey.'
'And did God...