Mature Jokes



Remove Your Clothes and...

Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.
Wife: Why?
Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay, I have taken off...

Wilkinson Razors

"Y`all got any american razor blades in here?" The Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn Wilkinson."
"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing...

Old Parsi Classic

An old Parsi is dying & he calls his grandson to his bed, "Dikraa, I leave for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver."
"But Bawaji, I don`t like guns. How about you leaving me...

Big Pussies

An Aussie, a Yank, and a Texan were telling tall tales. "In Australia," the Aussie said, "we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."
"That`s nothing," the Yank said. "Our cattle are so big...

Gas Pump Costume

A guy from Texas is invited to a Halloween costume party while in Chicago on business so he visits a costume shop. He says, "I`m going to a costume party, and I want to go as Adam."
The girl looks him over, and then...

Lying on the Beach

Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where-a you-a been for-a da past-a two weeks? No-a one-a seen-a you around."
"Don`na talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio...

Everything is Big in Nigeria

A Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a large BMW. The girl comments, "This car is Big! "
He replies, "Ah ma sista, everyting in nigeria is big!"
They get to a restaurant for dinner, to which she says...

Australian Ventriloquist in Pakistan

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Pakistan walks into a small village and sees a local farmer Usman sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he`ll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: G`day Mate...

Parsi Joke

Three Parsi bachleors named Adi, Pesi, Soli ... they were best of friends. di gets married to a beautiful Fataakri... Every night Pesi and Soli hear a voice from Adi`s room ... they hear his wife saying, "Adi Pesi Soli...

The Best Thing Yu've Ever Put in Your Mouth

Two black gals are shuffling down the road, when the older one asks the younger one, "Honey Chil`... how old is you??"
The younger gal just shook her head and said sadly, "Don` know fo` sho...