Gujarati Patel to wife: Remove your clothes.
Wife: Why?
Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay, I have taken off...
"Y`all got any american razor blades in here?" The Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn Wilkinson."
"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing...
An old Parsi is dying & he calls his grandson to his bed, "Dikraa, I leave for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver."
"But Bawaji, I don`t like guns. How about you leaving me...
An Aussie, a Yank, and a Texan were telling tall tales. "In Australia," the Aussie said, "we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."
"That`s nothing," the Yank said. "Our cattle are so big...
A guy from Texas is invited to a Halloween costume party while in Chicago on business so he visits a costume shop. He says, "I`m going to a costume party, and I want to go as Adam."
The girl looks him over, and then...
Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where-a you-a been for-a da past-a two weeks? No-a one-a seen-a you around."
"Don`na talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio...
A Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a large BMW. The girl comments, "This car is Big! "
He replies, "Ah ma sista, everyting in nigeria is big!"
They get to a restaurant for dinner, to which she says...
An Australian ventriloquist visiting Pakistan walks into a small village and sees a local farmer Usman sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he`ll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: G`day Mate...
Three Parsi bachleors named Adi, Pesi, Soli ... they were best of friends. di gets married to a beautiful Fataakri... Every night Pesi and Soli hear a voice from Adi`s room ... they hear his wife saying, "Adi Pesi Soli...
Two black gals are shuffling down the road, when the older one asks the younger one, "Honey Chil`... how old is you??"
The younger gal just shook her head and said sadly, "Don` know fo` sho...