An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated, so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and asks...
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit He went into a showroom and when asked by a sweet young woman if She could help him answered, "Yes ma'am. You see...
When the cattle had been loaded into cars and shipped to Chicago for sale, each car was appointed a cowboy to feed and water the cattle during the journey...
An American lady on vacation in Scotland is visiting a Scottish castle. There are these Scottish guards everywhere all decked out in their Scottish uniforms...
The Aussie, the Yank and the Canadian were having a bullshit session on this cruise ship. The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all...
Once upon a time, there was a bridge between an American held territory and a Polish Country. An American soldier was assigned to walk and guard the bridge, so did the Polish...
One day an Indian chief walked into a pharmacy & asked to speak to the pharmacist. The pharmacist walks out & asks, "How may I help you?" The Chief replies, "Me got too many kids, need condoms...
Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
'Hey, Antonio,' said Luigi. 'Where you been for the past two weeks? No one has seen you around.'
After just two days of driving through Mexico, Jim was sick and tired of Mexicans.
'They hate Americans,' he told his wife, 'and I swear to God...
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits an English farmer.
'So, English farmer, how do you shag your sheep?'
'Well, I take the hind...