When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the man sitting beside her, 'I understand this is the home of the Mormon religion where husbands...
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day...
One summer a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named Jacques decided to vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up some sun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual...
A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases.
In the first suitcase he found over a million dollars...
Two guys were standing next to one another at a urinal and one looks over at the other and says, 'Excuse me, but didn't you use to live in St. Louis?'
'Why yes I did,' the other man answered back. 'How did you know that?'
'Well I used to live in St. Louis as well. And didn't you live on the...
It was a hot summer day and two nuns were painting a room in the convent.
As there was no air conditioning the heat soon became unbearable. The first nun said that they should remove their clothes so that they would...
Reluctantly, the Segal family had to put their grandfather in a nursing home. As all the Jewish homes were full, they had to put him in a Catholic home. After a few weeks in the home, they came to visit him.
'How do you like it here, Zeida?' asked the grandson.
'Everyone here is so...
There is a raffle at the local Jewish Community Centre and prizes are being drawn.
'4th prize, which goes to Hymie, is a BMW Royce.'
Huge applause. Hymie goes up to collect his keys and shake hands.
'3rd prize, which goes to Jacob, is a...
An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. As he`s leaving, the Russian leader tells him that in Russia they have a farewell custom called `Russian Roulette`, to demonstrate one`s courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger...
'Our largest condom factory has exploded,' the American President cried. 'My people`s favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!'
'Mr. Bush, the Russian people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,' replied Putin.
'I do need your help' said Mr. Bush.
'Could you send 1,000,000 condoms...