Mature Jokes



Nothing wrong

This British explorer is in the dark jungles of Africa, going where no man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in 'playful activities' with...

Broken fingers !

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride`s and groom`s families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the shit out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight. The following week...

Golf course !

Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man, were having drinks at the bar following a business meeting.
The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, `I have four sons. One more and I`ll have a...

Fluctuations!!!

An Asian walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten...

In the air!

One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring, then said: 'But isn`t having nine babies a little...

A Priest who had lost a cock

A priest had lost a cock (hen variety) and didn`t know where to find it...So at the sermon next day he queried Has anybody got the...

Asian boobs!

A group of Asian women were visiting a village somewhere deep in Africa when they came across a trader selling human breasts.
One of the Asian ladies asked the trader, 'Why are you selling women`s...

Swadeshi mistake!

A village headman once noticed a sudden rise in the population of his village.
To control it, he requested one of his rich relatives (who was an ardent swadeshi follower) to set up a condom factory...

Liver and Cheese ??

A white man, a black man and a Mexican sit down at a bar. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down right next to them. The three begin an argument over who will approach her first. Used to this, the woman turns to them and says, 'Listen boys, I`m a woman of culture and...

A Nun and a Priest in Sahara Desert

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke...