Alexa, I am feeling horny. Alexa: Most certainly you are. Don`t worry. I dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 degrees. The dick hardener is kept on top right shelf of your wardrobe.The pussy gel is kept next...
Secretary complaining with friend about her Boss: He is so crazy about SEX! He tells me to do `LAPTOP` & then `DESKTOP` Position followed by `SPREADSHEET FORMAT`. He tells me to `Convert` his `SOFT DISC` into...
Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently...
This is from the days when we still had 3 1/2" floppy drives: One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, a young lady flagged me down and asked for help, "My floppy drive won`t work...
"Hello, help desk."
"Yes, this is Mrs. Duffy on the sixth floor. I want to report a violation of company policy."
"What seems to be the trouble, Mrs. Duffy...
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters....
Some people have and some don`t.
Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off.
Once you`ve started playing with it, it`s hard to stop. Some people...
Ek admi ne apne Padosi ko sms kiya...
Dear Sir, Aapko jara sa bhi andaza nahi hai lekin aapko ye jaan kar hairaani jaroor hogi aur gussa bhi aayega... ki aapki knowledge ke...
"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
roses
"Sorry, too few characters...
A secretary complaining with friend about her Boss: He is so crazy about SEX! He tells me to do `LAPTOP` & then `DESKTOP` position followed by `SPREADSHEET FORMAT`...