Mature Jokes



Quick Diagnosis

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so...

Not Getting Enough Sex

"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My husband just doesn`t satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"
"Hmmmmm. That`s a bit out of...

Naughty Doctor

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes...

Viagra-Like Drugs for Women

With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance...

Guinness vs Lager!

Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.
"I think my dick is too small," he says.
The doctor asks him which kind of beer he prefers.
"Well, Lager...

Fanny Batter!!!

A guy went to see his doctor regarding his receding hairline. The doc looked him over and said, "Well... are you married ?"
"Yes, I am," said the guy...

Embarassing Medical Exams

A man comes into the ER and yells... My wife`s going to have her baby in the cab.
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady`s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed...

We do not Waste

A hospital was being audited by an agent from HM Revenue and Customs. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of...

The Secret is Out

A man is waiting in a hospital to get a vaccination, and he`s very uncomfortable with the idea of being stabbed with a long needle. After a while, the nurse calls...

Adult Games!

Mary: You`ll love this story from my friend who works in the ER.
Janet: What happened?
Mary: A woman came in with a cell phone shoved up her ass...