Mature Jokes



A Girl's First Time

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you`re afraid and you shake your...

Doctor's Advice

The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous red-haired beauty.
"I would suggest to you, young lady," began the doctor, as he regained some of his...

Helping a Lady Patient!

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Paddy, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don`t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care...

In Love with a Proctologist

A gay guy falls in love with a proctologist. He goes to the proctologist`s office and says that he has an obstruction. So the proctologist sticks his hand up the guy`s ass but...

Bihari Doctor

Praful Bhai was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his doctor, a young, recent Bihari medical graduate.
The young Bihari doctor listened to him carefully and told him...

Chinese Sex Therapist

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to...

Never Trust a Man

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. The nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response...

Nymphomaniac Wife

This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.
"This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do...

Professional Affair!

At a medical convention, a male and female doctor started eyeing each other. The male doctor asked her to dinner and she accepted. As they sat down at the restaurant, she excused herself to wash...

Magic Pill !

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives...