Two very sexy looking blonde girls come over to your truck while you are getting the boat out of the water. They both start cleaning your boat with sponges and soapy water, with their breasts almost...
So, I took a job in this village where I heard there were no women. I didn`t believe it at first, but when I got there, I asked one of the locals, "Is it true, no women here?"
He goes, "Yep, no women." I was shocked...
Bill: Why are you so tense?
Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all.
Bill: Why what happened?
Geraldine Aunty took her new daughter-in-law to buy a pair of sandals from the Mapusa Market. The shopkeeper first cleaned her feet with sanitizer. Then washed it with soap, wiped with towel...
One day, the vagina escaped from her normal location address and decided to take a walk around the whole body. She first came across the kidneys and asked, "Who are you...
A dumb guy finds one dollar in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!"
She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally...
A guy walks up to the `Visa on arrival` counter at the Bangkok International Airport and presents two Indian passports with 3000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me and my wife...
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information...
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. "Don`t worry about that," says St. Peter...
There was a man and a woman in a parked car at a drive in movie. They were having sex in the back-seat of a small sports car when the man suddenly slipped a disk in his back! He was stuck...