A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing...
An Irish golfer slices his tee shot into the woods. Looking for it, he finds it near a tiny man lying near a bush with this huge knot on his head. The golfer revives the leprechaun. When he awakes, he says...
The husband`s tee shot went far right, while the wife`s went far left. She finally found her ball in a patch of buttercups. She took several practice swings and then hit a nice ball back onto the fairway, but in the process...
An avid male golfer`s buddies were going to be out of town for the weekend so he decided to go down to the golf course and see if any group might need a ...
A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck...
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf...
Four guys have been going on the same golfing trip to St. Andrews (Home of Golf in Scotland) for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, John`s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn`t going...
My wife told me it was about time that I learned to play golf. It`s a game where you chase a little ball all over...
Three men went out on Sunday to play some golf. On the fourth hole, Fred chipped a shot into the rough. "You all play on ahead," he insisted. "I`ll catch up with you."
Off they went, but after half an hour had gone by...
The mistress of an English manor had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass, straight out of the country. The first day she was dusting in the Smoking room where the Master of the house sat reading....