An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see her trembling...
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and...
A foursome is waiting at the men`s tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she...
A man and wife were playing in their club`s annual "Guys and Dolls" tournament. The man was not happy about having to play, but his wife insisted. On the 12th tee, his patience had reached its limit...
Two die-hard golfers, Mike & Steve, are out playing a round when a thunderstorm comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of lighting comes down and strikes both golfers dead. Arriving at those pearly gates...
A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don`t you see the sign? It says, "Private property Stay Out!"
The golfer says, "I`m sorry I did not see it. That is my ball...
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance...
1. Ladies are prohibited from touching gentlemen`s balls, either with hands or clubs.
2. All holes must be kept clean.
3. Gentlemen making a hole-in-one, must change lady partners....
Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition...
Ed & Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her...