Mature Jokes


That's a Gimme !

Three guys, Father, Son and Grandfather, go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, a gorgeous looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her...

Golf Lessons!

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men`s tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies` tees. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lad...

Golf Balls!!!

The mistress of an English Tudor country house had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass, straight...

Private Property!!!

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don`t you see the sign? It says...

Sound Dirty?

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker...

Golf Lessons!

A husband and a wife decide that they each want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club, so they meet the pro and head to the driving range where he offers to give them some tips...

6-inch Putt

A couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make...

The Lost Ball!

A man came into work one Monday morning with his neck heavily bandaged.
"What happened to you?" asked his colleagues.
"I was playing golf yesterday with my...

Hand Job

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors...

Private Property!

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see the sign? It says, 'Private property...