Mature Jokes


Bee Sting

The young female golf student had just finished private lessons with the club pro when he suggested she go out on the course and play nine holes on her own and...

Golf Balls

A golfer whose cart broke down flagged down a passing bus and got aboard. He sat down on the bus, with his pants pockets full of golf balls, next to a little old lady...

Resting The Balls

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Canada, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a petrol station in a remote part of the countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing...

Italian Golf

The Italian had never played golf before and so he asked for some tips before starting the game. The American decided to teach the Italian the proper way to putt...

Golfer`s Ball

A Senior Consultant Gynecologist is playing a four ball at his local golf club. Now this Gynecologist is a very selfish golfer. He has no regard for etiquette, is totally wrapped up on his own game and...

Genie's Wish

A couple was golfing one day on an exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. Off the third tee, the wife hit the ball right through the window of the biggest...

Honeymoon Confession

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin...

Quite a Knock

A fellow tees off, and slices terribly. He sees the ball fly past a stand of trees and then hears a shriek. He runs over and finds a woman knocked out cold. The man runs back...