Mature Jokes



Kya Banana Hai?

My maid came to my bathroom door. Just as I came out of an evening shower. My towel slipped a bit.But, I managed to hide my modesty just in time or so I thought. Maid with a smile

Mere Bag Mein Bomb Hai

Indian Student: Meri Bag Mein Bomb hai (Masti Mein)
His friend informs the police and the student is arrested and questioned for 3 days. His entire family and social circle...

Dying of Excitement

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aayi. Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Baat Batayi Toh Kahin Khushi Ke Mare Heart Attack Hi Na Aa Jaye. Toh Company Ne Apne Sabse Intelligent, Talented, Bilkul Seedhe-Saade...

What an Idea!

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya. Patni Pure Gusse Se Apne Bachcho Ko Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye Toh Tum Mein Se Koi bhi Darwaja Nahi Kholega. Raat Ko 12.30 Baje Ke Baad...

Missing The Target

Ek Gaon Mein Ek Aurat Apni Saas Ke Saath Rehti Thi. Uska Sasur Mar Chuka Tha Aur Uska Pati Shehar Mein Rehta Tha, Kaam Ke Silsiley Mein. Vo Aurat Kaafi Khoobsurat Thi Aur Jawaan Bhi Thi Aur Uska Gaon Ke Hi Ek Aadmi Ke Saath...

Challan on First Night

Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Ek Traafic Police Waali Ladki Se Ho Jati Hai. Agle Din Uske Doston Ne Pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?
Aadmi: Mat Pucho Yaar, Bahut Bura Hua Mere Saath. Kisi Police Waali Ke Saath...

Rahim Chacha Ki Khatiya

Rahim Chacha Ek Khatiya Hharid Ke Ghar Jaa Rahe They. Raste Mein Iqbal Bhai Chacha Se Puchta Hai: Chacha Kitne Ki laaye?
Chacha: 900 Ki.
Iqbal: 900 Ki ? Marwa Aaye Na...

Emotions Never Lie

Ek Din Girlfriend Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ke Sath Ek Mall Mein Shopping Kar Rahi Thi. Usne Ek Bada Hi Low Cut Top Aur Ek Badi Hi Sexy Si Mini Skirt Choose Ki Aur Try Karne Ke Liye Trial Room Mei Chali Gayi...

Aaj Ke Ladke Aur Ladkiyan

Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi, Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye.
Girls: Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge....

Sandals Ki Warranty

Ek Aurat Ka Pati Naukri Karta Tha. Pati Ke Naukri Jane Ke Bad Vo Apne Premi Ko Ghar Pe Bulati Aur Dono Shuriu Ho Jaate The. Ek Din Uska Premi Uske Liye Bade Costly Sandals Aur Kapde Leke Aaya...