Mature Jokes



Santa Ka Ling!!!

Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karwane Ke Liye Gaya. Santa Ne Reservation Form Mein "Ling/Sex" Wale Column Me Likh Diya "7 Inch" Aur Form Submit Kar Diya. Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne...

Ajeeb Si Bechaini

Ek Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli: Doctor Sahab Mere Ko Ajeeb Si Beemari Hai.
Doctor: Kya?
Ladki: Main Jab Bhi Cigrette Peeti Hoon Toh...

Naughty Pappu Aur Santa

Gappu: Interview Kaisa Kua?
Pappu: Interview Toh Theek Hua Lekin Last Mein Woh English Mein Kuchh Aisa Boli Show Me Your Testimonial.
Gappu: Toh Phir....

How Do You Do?

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Bade Dino Bad Facebook Pe Usse Chat Kar Rahi Thi.

Girlfriend: How Do You Do?
Pappu: Wahi Apna Purana Aur Favourite Style, Taango Ko Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke...

Banta's Accidet

Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai. Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: Kya Hua Banta?
Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya...

12 Inch Ka Ghoda

Baadshah Akbar ke paas ek 12 inch ka chhota sa, pyara sa ghoda tha.
Birbal: Jahan Panaha Apko Yeh Ghoda Kahan Se Mila?
Akbar: Ek Baba Ne Diya Tha. Jo Bhi Maango Woh De Dete Hain...

Santa

Santa, Apni Suhagraat Pe Jeeto Se Puchta Hai: Mein Thhe Pehle Hairaan Karun Ya Pareshaan???
Jeeto: Hairaan.
Santa: Ye Dekho... Mera 9 Inch Lamba Samaan....
Jeeto: Kyaa Baat Hai... Maza Aa Jayega. Ab Pareshaan Karo...

Jeeto Ka Affair

Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Man Se, Lagbhag Rote Hue Banta Se Bola: O Yaar Banta, Aaj Mera Dila Bada Hi Udaas Hai. Banta: Kya Hua Yaar, Bata Toh Sahi... Aur Vaise Bhi Kehne Se Dukh Kuch Halka Ho Jaata Hai...

Santa & Pappu Ke Naughty JOkes

Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha: Amul - The Taste Of India.
Ye Dekha Ke Santa Bada Impress Hua Aur Apni Pant Pe Likh Diya: Kurkure - Teda Hai Par Mera Hai...

Santa Ka Accicdent

Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hain. Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai....