Ek Bihari Honeymoon Pe Ja Raha Tha, Train Khali Thi, Samne 1 Angrez Aa Ke Baith Gaya. Angrej Ko Dekh Ke Us Bihari Ke Dimaag Mein 1 Khyaal Aaya... Vo Sochne Laga Ki Agar Ye Angrej Meri Biwi Ki Le Le...
Ek Party Mein Ek Aadmi Ek Ladki Se Thodi Si Jaan Pehchaan Badhata Hai Aur Usko Akele Room Mein Le Jaata Hai.
Aadmi: Suno... Main Tumhare Saath Koi Zabardasti Nahin Karunga, Lekin Agar Tum Apna Ye Top Utaar Do Toh Main...
Ek Baar Ek Baadshah Akbar Ke Dimag Mein Na Jane Kya Aaya Unhone Darbaar Mein Bethe Bethe Sab Logo Se Ek Sawaal Kiya: Hamari Moochon Ke Baal Kitne Hai?
Sabhi Soch Mein Pad Gaye, Kisi Ko Jawab Nahi Aaya Tabhi Birbal Bola...
The best example of `Doosro Ki Khushi Mein Hi Apni Khushi Dhoondhna.`
Watching Porn.
What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people...
Two women were talking to each other.. "Kal mera first time tha.." Oh really. kya hua..?" Beginning me dheere dheere...
Girl: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Family Se Zyada Chahte Ho???
Boy: No.
Girl: Kyun...?
Boy: Jab Main Paida Hua Toh Meri Maa Ne Musibat Jheli.
Jab Bada Hone Laga Toh...
Enjoy India`s most versatile sound. `Bhenchod` in 9 diff moods:
ANGER: Hatt bhenchod!
FRUSTRATION: Sab Chutiye Hain Bhenchod...
ACCEPTANCE: Sahi Hai Bhenchod...
Pappu Phone Pe: Ye Kaha Ka Number Hai ?
Constable: Police Station.
Pappu: Haath Mein Kya Hai?
Constable: Danda Hai, Kyun?
Pappu: Apne Peeche Le Lo Isko...
Ek School Mein Madam Ne Bachchon Se Kaha: Aaj Kuch Mazedaar Paheliyan Puchti Hun, Jara Sochkar Jawab Dena.
Bachche: Ji Madam.
Madam: Aisa Kaun Sa Paan Hai Jisko....
Bihar Ke Is Gaon Mein Cinema Hall Waale Aaj Bhi Film Ka Prachaar Rikshaw Mein Loudspeaker Laga Ke Karte Hain. Ek Din Ek Nayi Film Aayi Aur Uska Announcemnt Kuch Is Tarah Se Ho Raha Tha...