Mature Jokes



Chashme Aur Bra

Dono Ki Banawat Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai.
Shuru Mein Dono Po Pehnane Mein Dikkat Hoti Hai.
Ek Ko Nazar Aane Ke Liye Aur Doosre Ko Nazar Mein Laane Ke Liye Pehna...

Desi Jokes

Ek Sharabi Pharmacy Mein Ghuskar Zotr Se Bola: 5 Condom De Oye!!!
Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez Se Baat Kar Ke Bhi Banda Cheez Maang Sakta Hai.??
Sharabi Ne Jeans Ki Zip Kholi, Aur Bola: Mere Shehzade Ke Liye 5 Suit Dikhaayein Please....

Pappu Jokes

Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Golu: Yaar Ek Baat Toh Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?
Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: Yaar Ye Tho Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein...

Santa Aur Sex

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye The, Socho Usne Kya Kiya Hoga...
Socho
Socho
Socho
Yaar Dimag Lagao, It`s Very Simple. Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarah Soch Na....

Santa & Pappu Jokes

Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Raat Sex Karte Time Jeeto Bade Se Pyar Se Boli: Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho.
Santa, Bade Garv Se: Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?
Jeeto: Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka...

Santa Da Jawab Nahin

Kal Santa Marathon Dekhne Gaya. Wahan Pados Waali Ek Bhabhi Tight Si T-Shirt Mein Khadi Thi.
Usne Santa Ko Dekh Ke Puch Liya: MeraThan Dekh Rahe Ho???
Santa Hzdbadate Hue Bola: Haan Ji...
Ab Yaaron Santa Ki Samajh Mein Ye Nahin Aa Raha Ki...

Incredibly Hilarious

Sunny Leone Jaisa Sachcha Aur Achcha Pyar Koi Kar Hi Nahin Sakta. 50 Cameras Ki Nazar Us Pe Hoti Hai, Saara Movie Crew Bhi Hota Hai Sets Pe Lekin Uska Pura Dhyan Apne Partner Pe Hota Hai, Khul Kar APyar Karti...

Some Pornban Memes

Jab Maggi Ban Hui Thi Toh Ladkiyon Ka Bada Mazaak Udaya Tha Ladkon Ne Ki Ab Kya Cook Karogi ???? Lo Saalon, Lag Gayi Baddua, Ho Gaya Porn Ban!!!!
Jat Tak Patanjali Ka Shudh Desi Porn DVD Bazaar Mein Nahin Aa Jaata Tab Tak Logon Se Aagrah Hai Ki...

Pubic Hair Souvenir

Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Ek Gift Manga. Girlfriend Ne Usko Jhaant Ke 3-4 Baal Ukhad Ke De Diye.
Ladka Wo Baal Le Kar Sunaar Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kaha: Ye Chaandi Ke Box Mein Saja Ke Do....

New Sex Technique

During sex, Santa suddenly stops and remains motionless.
He then starts again and after some time stops to remain motionless once again.
This goes on for quite some time...