Ek Pathan Ne English Classes Join Kar Rakhi Thi. Uske Dost Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Pathan Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Classes Kaisi Chal Rahi Hain. Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga. Par Jaise Hi Vo Pathan Ke Ghar...
Ek Pathan Dukan Se Bahar Nikla To Dekha Ek Kutta Aur Kutti Sex Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe. Lekin Kutte Ki Height Kam Thi Jis Wajah Se Vo Sahi `Jagah` Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Tha. Pathan Ne Uski Madad Ki Aur...
Ek Gay Pathan Ne Nahate Hue Sheeshe Mein Apne Aage Aur Piche Dekha Aur Ek Sher Arz Kiya:
Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai,
Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai,
Paas Reh Ke Bhi Kitni Doori Hai....
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Shaam Ko Office Se Ghar Aata Hai Aur Aaate Hi Apni Biwi Ke Kapde Utarne Lagta Hai. Biwi Samajh Gayi Aaj Jaroor Tasaalli-Baksh Sex Hoga Aur Man Hi Man Khush Hone Lagi. Jab Biwi Ke Saare Kapde Utaar Diye...
Ek Aadmi Badie Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Aadmi: Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachche Ho Gaye.
Dr Hairan Ho Ke: Achha? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vaise Tum Condom...
Hamare Ek Dost Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Rehne Aayi. Bholi Bhali Surat Dekh Kar Usne Usko Phasa Liya. Ab Dono Ka Dates Pe Jane Ka Silsila Shuru Ho Gaya. Kaafi Time Tak Ye Chalta Raha. Phir Ek Din Ladke Ne Himmat Kar Ke Ladki...
Ek Bhari Bus Mein Ek Ladki Ke Peeche Khare Ek Ladke Ka Auzaar Ladki Ko Touch Kar Raha Tha. Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ko Zor Se Thaapad Maara Aur Kaha: Kamine, Tharki... Khud Ko Khade Hone Ki Jagah Nahin....
Principal: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara Tameez Sikhao Aap!
Parent: Kya Hua Sir?
Principal: Application Form Ke SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai...
Teacher: Condom Ko Urdu Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Sab Chup Baithe Rehte Hain. Kisi Ko Nahi Pata Tha. Pappu Apna Khurafati Dimaag Daudaata Hai Aur Haath Khada Kar Ke Bolta Hai: Master ji Mein Bataun...
Girlfriend: Yaar Mere Dad Bhi Na, Kitna Sunate Hain... Jab Dekho Kuch Na Kuch Sunate Hee Rehte Hain...
Pappu: hmmmmmn...
Girlfriend: Kya hmmmm..?