Mature Jokes



Free Shave.. Down Under

Ek Doctor Banta Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha: Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene... Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jaan Se Mar Dunga.Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Doctor Ko Pakda Aur Pucha...

Naughty Quickies

A Girl Went For Gender Change Operation. All Her Friends And Relatives Were Waiting Anxiously Outside The Operating Room. When She Came Out, She Smiled Broadly And Shouted: Laudey Lag Gaye...

Main Ya Family ?

Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha, Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi. Ladki: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho...

Gin For Headache

Ek Baar Hamare Dost Banta Ke Sar Mein Kaafi Jyada Dard Ho Raha Tha, Toh Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya. Doctor Ne Banta Ka Check-up Kiya Aur Medicine Likh Di. Wahan Se Banta Seedha Sharab Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Ek Gin Ki Bottle...

A Shikari Loading His Gun

Ek Shikaari Jungle Mein Shikaar Karne Gaya. Jab Kaafi Dhundne Ke Baad Bhi Usko Koi Jaanwar Nahi Mila Toh Time Pass Ke Liye Usne Socha Ki Chalo Muthh Hi Maar Leta Hoon. Shikaari Muthh Maarne Lag Gaya Toh Ek Sher Ne Use Dekha...

Doctor Ka Farz

Ek Doctor Hospital Mein Apni Aakhri Saansein Gin Rahe Patient Ke Heart Ko Haath Se Daba-2 Kar Pump Kar Raha Tha. Achanak Wo Ruka Aur Apne Assistant Se Bola: Bas Ab Hum Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte. Assitant Hairani Se...

Benefits of Life Insurance

Ek Life Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Peeche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha. Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya.
Agent: Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch...

The Impossible Task

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya. Bhoot Ne Santa Se Kaha: Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon.
Santa Usko Taalne Ke Liye Bola: Yaar Kal Aana... Abhi Mein Busy Hoon...

Shayarana Andaz

Ek Baar Khan Sahab Bade Dukhi Mood Mein Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaye. Dost Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Khan Sahab, Itne Udaas Kyun Ho?
Khan Sahab: Yaar Kya Bataaun Tujhe, Kabhi Kabhi Ye Shayari Badi Mehngi Pad Jaati Hai...

Best Friends!

Teen Bahut Najdiki Dost The - Ek Pandit, Ek Baniya Aur Ek Jatt. Teenon Ka Sab Kuch Saath-Saath Hi Hua - Schooling, College, Yahaan Tak Ki Shaadi Bhi. Teeno Honeymoon Bhi Saath-Saath Hi Gaye, Aur Ek Hi Hotel Mein Ruke...