Santa: Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.
Banta Hairani Se: Sach Mein!?! Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kaun Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.
Santa: Oye Havas Ke Pujari... Chusti Rahti Hai Matlab Hum Active Rehte...
Ek Gaanv Ki Aurat Murgi Khareedne Bazar Gayi. Aurat Dukandar Se Boli: Bhaiya Jara Murgiyan Dikhana. Dukandar Ne Ek Murgi Dikhayi. Aurat Ne Murgi Ke Neeche Apna Haath Rakha Aur Boli: Ye Delhi Ki Murgi Hai, Ye Nahi Chahiye...
Ek Baar Pappu Ki Class Mein Biology Inspection Honi Hoti Hai. Madam Bachho Ki Samjhati Hai Ki Kal Tum Logo Se Kuch Questions Puche Jayenge, Jaise Ki, `Batao Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai?` Sab Students Apne Haath Upar...
Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Car Mein Jaa Rahe The. Pappu Ne Usko Impress Karne Ke Liye Car Ki Speed Ek Dum Se Badha Di Aur Badi Shaan Se Pucha: Dekhi Meri Speed?
Tabhi, Achanak Se Car Band Ho Gayi. Girlfriend Zor-Zor Se...
Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha Nahi Hota. Santa Ne Yah Tarika Apnaya Lekin Phir Bhi Uski Biwi Pregnant Ho Gayi. Santa Rota Hua Apne Dost Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola...
Santa Ke Khet Mein Bhoondon (Wasps) Ka Chhatta Laga Tha. Santa Ne Apne Naukar Bhahiye Se Kaha: Tu Ghar Jaa Aur Phataphat Mitti Ka Tail Leke Aa... Bhoond Marte Hain. Bhaiya Ghar Jaata Aur Jaake Santa Ki Gharwali, Jeeto Se Bolta Hai...
Hamara Ek Dost Tha Banta. Bada Hi Majakiya Kism Ka Tha. Gaanv Mein Uska Khet Tha Aur Uske Khet Ki Khaas Aur Famous Baat Ye Thi Ki Uske Khet Ke Tamatar Bade Hi Laal Hua Karte The. Ek Din Uski Padosan Ne Us Se Tamatar...
Pappu Gaon Ke Primary School Me Padta Tha. Ek Din Wahaan Par Education Board Se Checking Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya. Usne Sabhi Bachchon Ka Test Lene Ke Liye Ek Sawaal Puchha: Bachchon, Koi Aisi Cheez Batao Jiske Anek Naam Ho...
Mulla Ji Shehar Se Charpai Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Rahe Thhe. Raste Main Ek Dost Ne Pucha: Kitne Ki Laye Ho?
Mulla: 800 Rs Ki.
Dost: Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 600 Rs Ki Mil Jati...
Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Toota Hua Chashma Pahan Ke Aaya. Teacher Ne Usko Dekha Aur Ghabra Kar Puchch: Arey Pappu, Ye Kya Hua, Tumhara Chashma Kaise Toot Gaya?
Pappu: Ji Vo Main Apni Girl-Friend Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha...