Mature Jokes



The Struggling Salesman

Ek Company Ka Boss Apne Sales Peson Ko Daant Raha Tha.
Boss: Tum Uss Company Mein Order Lene Kyum Nahi Gaye? Give Me An Answer.
Salesman: Sir, Chahe Aap Mujhe Lakh Galiyan Dijiye, Mere Paise Kaat...

Doodh Aur Biscuits!

Banta Ko Ek Azeeb Si Bimari Ho Gayi Jo Kisi Bhi Doctor Ke Samjh Nahi Aayi. Toh Banta Niraash Hokar Kisi Purane Hakeem Ke Paas Gaya. Hakeem Ne Banta Ki Bimari Ka Ilaaj Aurat Ka Dudh Bataya. Banta Ne Bade Dhakke Khaye...

Bangkok Trip!

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Bangkok Ja Raha Tha... Uski Wife Ne Naa Chaahte Hue Bhi Use Jaane Ki Permission De Di. Jis Din Wo Ghar Se Nikal Raha Tha.... Jaate Jaate Usko Wife Ne Bade Pya Se Bulaaya Aur 12 Condoms Ka Ek Packet...

Dukandaron Ke Double Meaning Phrases

Dosto Ye Kuch Line Hai Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar Jaanbhuj Ke Maje Lete Hain
Bank Cashier: Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?

Late Night Party

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Apne Doston Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya. Patni Poore Gusse Mein Apne Bachchon Ke Paas Jaati Hai Aur Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Papa Aayein Toh Koi Bhi Darwaja...

Labour Pain

Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Se Bahut Pyaar Karta Tha. Biwi Delivery Ke Liye Hospital Mein Thi Aur Usko Operation Room Mein Le Jaya Gaya.
Aadmi Ye Dekhkar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jitni Takleef...

Sex Agreement

Ek Sundar Ladki Ka Apne Pati Se Agreement Tha Ki Daily 10 Baar Sex Karega. Samaye Ke Saath Ye Kam Hota Gaya Aur Kewal Ek Baar Par Pahunch Gaya. Ladki Ne Talaq Ka Muqadma Dayar Kar Diya. Judge Sahab Ne Ladki Ko Apna...

Naughty Jokes

Kuch Aurtein Bazaar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thi Toh Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Aur Ek Kutti Buri Tarah Sen Sex Kar Rahe The.
1st Doctor`s Wife: Wow, They Are Enjoying Life.
2nd Lawyer`s Wife: No, It`s Rape....

Dosti Mein Daraar!!!

Ek Baar Ramu Ka Ex-Roommate Shamu Uske Ghar Usse Milne Aata Hai. Ramu and his beautiful bride really took care of Shamu. He decided to stay there for the night. So, Ramu setup a dari and bedsheet for him on the verandah floor...

Sex-Starved Banta

Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Banta Ko Kaafi Thark Chada Hua Tha. Apna Thark Dur Karne Ke Liye Vo Ek Kothe Pe Gaya. Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Ladkiyon Ke Naam Car Ke Naam Pe Rakhe Hue The...