There was a loser who couldn`t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It`s simple. I just say, I`m a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman...
It was a sexual harassment case, and it had been a long day. The young lady accusing her boss said that she was too embarrassed to repeat the words that he said to her. The Judge suggested she write them down and...
A man walks into a bar and sees a hot gorgeous woman. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good lookin`. How`s it goin` ?"
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him...
A lawyer went to a remote village and stayed at the local inn for a few days. While he was there, he had an affair with the innkeeper`s young daughter. A few months later he was back at the inn again, and...
Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."
The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, Johnny...
The beauty of a language and the art of constructing the words of the language significantly lead to their meaning. This is not a case of twisting, but of the refined manner of presentation by witty minds...
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed, good looking man in his late 40`s or early 50`s.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie...
A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car.
On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "John!!!! What is this?...
Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they`re both already married...