Little Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent.... "Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. In that time I have disobeyed my parents nine times...
In a second grade sex education class, little Mary asks, "teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"
Little Mary says, "Forty....
"Children, please name a medicine and what it is used for," said Mrs. Johnson.
The first student said, "Tylenol."
"Very good! And what is Tylenol used for...
"Late again?" Miss Crabtree scolded Little Johnny.
"It ain`t my fault," said Little Johnny. "This is my Daddy`s fault. I`m three hours late cause Daddy sleeps naked!"
Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for over...
Mrs. Johnson the elementary school math teacher was having children do problems on the blackboard that day.
"Who would like to do the first problem, addition?"
No one raised their hand...
Little Johnny and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door...
Dirty Little Johnny climbs onto Santa`s lap at the department store. Santa says, "I`ll bet I know what you want for Christmas."
And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose...
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we`d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There`s no way we can afford it...
"Late again?" Miss Crabtree scolded Little Johnny.
"It ain`t my fault," said Little Johnny. "This is my Daddy`s fault. Im three hours late cause Daddy sleeps naked...
Little Johnny was playing in the backyard when some honeybees started annoying him. He tried to stomp on them, but his father reprimanded him, saying, "Stop that, John! Now you`ll get no honey for a month...