Little Johnny and Mary were playing in the backyard when Mary asked, "Johnny, what`s a penis?"
"I don`t know," replied Little Johnny, "but I`ll ask my dad...
Little Johnny had a first date lined up with a woman he had been after for quite a while. When she finally consented to go out with him, he wanted to plan the most romantic evening he could. He picked her up at her apartment, and...
In school one day, the teacher decided that for science class she would teach about raw materials. She stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be...
Nancy and Little Johnny were riding down the road and Little Johnny swerved slightly to go past a pretty blonde jogging.
Nancy said, "Did you see her...
Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room. His dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Little Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what`s love juice?"
Dad looks horrified and tells Little Johnny all about sex...
The teacher says, "Okay, class, we`re going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word `perhaps` in it."
Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won`t give us...
Dirty Johnny climbs onto Santa`s lap at the department store. Santa says, "I`ll bet I know what you want for Christmas." And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself...
Mrs. Johnson, the Christian school math teacher, was having children do problems on the blackboard. She was constantly trying to incorporate Christian themes in the classroom, but was having trouble making it work for math...
Little Johnny and his friend Billy were playing in a lane, and found a donkey that had died with a hard on. Being mischievous, Little Johnny cut off the donkey`s dick and began brandishing it in the air. Just then..