Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarrassed replies, "Oh, that`s mommy`s black sponge."
A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor...
Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny...
Little Johnny and Jenny were only 10 years old, but they knew they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Jenny`s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him...
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom. On the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Little Johnny, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"
She yells, "Who`s Little Johnny...
Jill and Little Johnny were riding down the road and Little Johnny swerved slightly to go past a pretty blonde jogging. Jill said, "Did you see her?"
"Well, yeah," said Little Johnny...
In Little Johnny`s classroom, the teacher gave the class a homework assignment. She wanted them to tell the class one talent that they had and that they were especially good at. The next day the Teacher calls on...
The teacher decided that in science class, she would teach her students about different materials. Standing at the front of the class, she asked, "Children, if you were able to have one raw material in the world, what would it be...
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when he asked his teacher a question, "Please Miss," he said, "What`s a Penis?"
The teacher thought it was an excellent question so she told the whole class that it would be their homework...
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad`s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but...
Mrs. Johnson, the elementary school math teacher, was having children do problems on the blackboard that day. "Who would like to do the first problem, addition?"
No one raised their hand. She called on...