Little Johnny was in trouble again. He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state`s evidence was overwhelming. As a last desperate move...
One day while Little Johnny`s dad was just getting out of the shower Johnny looked down and said, "Dad what`s that?"
"Oh Johnny that`s my nerve and your`s will be like this one of these days," replies...
Mrs. Johnson, the elementary school math teacher, was having children do problems on the blackboard that day. "Who would like to do the first problem, addition?" she asked. No one...
The new school year started and the grade school teacher wanted some students to tell a brief story about summer vacation. Several students eagerly raised their hands including Little Johnny. The teacher asked Alice...
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I`ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you`re finished...
A priest is out for an afternoon stroll and turns the corner to find little Johnny with a hammer smashing the daylights out of a bunch of ants. The kid is muttering to himself, "I hate these fucking ants...
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That`s a bull and a cow, and he`s serving her."
A little later on, he said, "That`s a stud and a mare...
One day little Johnny`s teacher was teaching the class about agriculture. To help with this, she was showing pictures of farm equipment. She puts up the first picture, "What is this...
One day, Little Johnny, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.
When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, "That`s it for you...
Little Johnny was supposed to bring fifty cents to school for a workbook, so he went to ask his father for it. He found him in the bathroom, stark naked, and in the excitement he forgot all about the fifty cents and asked...