Mature Jokes



It's Snack Time

Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time.
"Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie...

In-definitely!!!

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher was giving a vocabulary lesson. The word of the day was "indefinitely." She asked if any of the children could use it in a sentence...

Ways to Stop Pregnancy

Little Johhny asked his fathere to help with his homework the other day.
The question he was stuck on was, "Give two ways to stop pregnancy.,.

Never Force Children to Pray...

At Dinner Little Johnny was ordered to lead in Prayer.
Little Jhonny: "But I dont know how to pray?"
Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours...

Little Johnny Strikes Again

The teacher asked the class to use the word `fascinate` in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad`s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating...

Future Plans!

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils` answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said...

Little Johnny getting Married!

Little Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then he...

An Orgy!

One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she...

Johnny's Future Plans...

Teacher: John! What do you want to be when you grow up.
John: I want to be a rich man who will be spending money on new phones, laptops moving around with cars...

Parents' Occupation!

The teacher in Little Johnny`s school asked the class what their parents did for a living.
"Mary, what does your parents do?"
Little Mary replied...