A teacher was giving her six-year-olds class their first lesson about the birds and the bees. When you grow up, you will get married and after about a year, a bird called...
John was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He`d been playing outside with the other kids,when he came into the house and asked her...
Mr. Dickson asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and...
At school, Johnny`s class is learning about medicines. Catherine, the teacher, asks the students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said...
The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let`s start with you, Robert."
Robert: "The artwork....
Eight year old Little Johnny asked his mother the age-old question:
"How did I get here?"
His mother told him, "God sent you."
"And my cousin...
Little Johnny is delivering newspapers.
He knocks on a door and says to the lady, "I`m collecting today... that`ll be five dollars."
She says, "I`m a little short on cash, but...
Little Johnny walked into class sporting a black eye. The teacher was concerned and asked, "How did you get that?"
Little Johnny explained, "Our house is very small. Me, my mum and...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady...
Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Johnny.
"Nope," replied Jimmy...