Mature Jokes



Little Johnny's Farm Visit

Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That`s a bull and a cow, and he`s serving her."
A little later on, they saw horses...

I'm Too Little

Little Johnny went to the first day of kindergarten and sat down. His teacher went around the room and was asking every boy and girl his or her name. When she got to...

Poetry and Prose!

The third-grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class, "Mary had a little lamb, Whose fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went...

Little Johnny Praying

The neighbours had come over for dinner at Little Johnny`s place. As they sat down for dinner, father asked Little Johnny to do the prayers. Johnny replied, "But dad, I`m scared...

A Trip to the Farm

Little Johnny`s class is on a field trip to the farm. The teacher asks, "Can anyone tell the class what that is?" (pointing)
Mary replies, "That is a sheep...

Uncle Knows Everything

Little Johnny came to Montreal from his home in Labrador, where he had never seen a colored person. One day when he was out walking with his Uncle Tom they happened to pass...

Little Johnny Charged With Rape

Once again, Little Johnny was in trouble, but this time it was serious. He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and although the crime appeared to be highly improbable....

What is Love?

The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love...

Little Jonny in Trouble

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her...

Little Johnny's Revenge!

Little Johnny and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer...