A teacher asks a class to name a living object that eats things ending in OR. First little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good," replies the teacher.
Second little boy says, "Predator....
In Little Johnny`s classroom, the teacher gave the class a homework assignment. She wanted them to tell the class one talent that they had and that they were especially good at. The next day the Teacher calls...
One day Little Johnny`s teacher, decided to play a spelling game. She gave a letter of the alphabet and the kids have o spell a word starting with that letter, then use it in a sentence. Starting with `A`...
Little Johnny was sitting on the fence, watching a bull with two cows. The preacher walked up and asked Little Johnnie what he was doing. Johnny replied, "I`m watching that bull screw that black cow."
The preacher was shocked, "John, you shouldn`t use that word...
Little Johnny`s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, so she had "the talk" with him. Afterwards Little Johnny just sat there silently for awhile. "Do you understand?" his mother asked...
The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love."
"Very good," said the teacher...
Little Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his college... but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I`ll give you a $50 if you let me have you....
One day in school, Little Johnny was learning about the weather. The teacher asked, "Class, can any one tell us what animal is usually depicted as a weather vane?"
Little Johnny`s said, "Yes, they use a cock....
Monday was science day. Each child in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class. First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs...
Mr. Dickson had a habit of asking daft questions to his pupils. One day, he asked his 4th graders if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids...