Once in Fort William, Calcutta, there was a requirement to send the Pipe Band to the Command Officers Mess in the evening. The Subedar Major of Sikh Battalion got orders just two hours prior to event...
An army doctor walked into a room to check on his patient and to his alarm he seen a young army nurse masturbating him. He asked what to hell was going on. She said that the private...
A Marine, fresh back from a year at a North African embassy, told his wife, "Honey, I didn`t waste all my time alone over there. Instead, I mastered the art of mind over matter. Watch this...
The Commanding Officer of a U.S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. "How much of sex is work...
A guy went into a public washroom and had to use the only available urinal, which was between two elderly men. He glanced to his left and saw the guy pissing, but there were two streams. "What the hell...
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major...
The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad...
During WWII, an American Army Captain stationed in England met and fell in love with a British Lieutenant in the WRENS. After a whirlwind courtship, they became engaged and his fiancee wanted him to spend the weekend...
An Army Battalion was having a cocktail party to welcome the new Brigade Commander.
A circular was sent out to all: "Cockfail at 7 PM sharp at the Officers Mess...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted. "Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave."
"Yes sir...