When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Marines. At the induction physical, the doctor directed the reluctant naked recruit to read the eye chart across the room...
An Army Lieutenant Colonel, while on reconnaissance of his area of responsibility, was going alone through a forest one evening when his jeep broke down. He looks around and finds a lone house...
One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts..."Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"
The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to...
After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and...
An Army Battalion was having a cocktail party to welcome the new Brigade Commander. A circular was sent out to all: Cockfail at 7 PM sharp at the Officers Mess. The Commanding Officer saw the spelling mistake...
After the end of the war, a young female reporter from a local newspaper was sent to write an article about the soldiers homecoming. She had interviewed half a dozen, when she met Jacky on the street...
As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess...
Having downed a few drinks, a gud luking lady turned around,faced him, looked straight in the eye, and said: Listen buddy, I am always ready to get screwed by anybody, anytime...
There was a group of army men marching down a road at night looking for a place to stay. They came upon...
A scottish colonel walks into a chemist, goes to the counter and hands over a small wooden box. The chemist opens it and finds an old condom with a hole in it...