Mature Jokes



The Interview

After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about the soldiers homecoming. She had interviewed half a dozen...

Soldiers Never Die...

One night the old soldier gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital`s ICU, tubes up his nose and down his throat, wires monitoring every function all around his head, with a hell of a pain...

Appropriately dressed

Brigadier Preston-Jago of the Royal Army Maintenance Corps was undergoing a court-martial for an incident where he was found to be chasing a young lady through the hallways...

Biscuits & Doughnuts!

An admiral visits one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit...

War Wound!!!

A guy went into a public washroom and had to use the only available urinal, which was between two elderly men. He glanced to his left and saw the guy pissing, but...

No After Shave Please!

An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when...