A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, ' My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore...
A Minister, a Priest and a Rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes...
A lawyer was visiting a farmer on business. When he stepped out of his Mercedes in the farmyard he stepped into a cow dropping.
Looking down he cried, 'My God...
The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband. She confided in a friend, 'We had such a happy marriage for the three months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he would make
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers, before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role. Finally the 14-year-old said to her 8-year-old younger sister, 'Well, you just ask Mom. She ll tell you it s much harder