Mature Jokes



Whorehouse vs. Church

Diamond D''s brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block...

Sinful World

Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia. One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave and seek their way in life...

Two Prostitutes

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, TWO PROSTITUTES... $50.00.
A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or...

The Hippie and the Nun

A hippie sits next to a nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her.
She said, "NO! I am married to god !!" and gets off the bus disgusted...

The Second Coming

A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must be the second coming...

Hell Froze Over!

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Pete decided to let him in.
"Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking...

Saint Finger!

The preacher was preaching with all his might. The subject was SIN, and he was most certainly 'against it. A girl, with a wonderful figure, and not nearly enough clothes to hide much skin...

Confessing Adultery

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said...

Preacher`s Salary

The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave...

Finally Together

Lisa, an Italian woman was extremely religious. When she was married, she refused to use contraception because she felt that birth control was going against God...