Mature Jokes



Holy Day

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of the season" Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that...

Gorgeous Babe

A guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter issues him a white robe, a harp, and his very own cloud to float around on. The guy thinks this is great. One day he sees another...

Confused Nun

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you...

Dirty Thoughts!

Two deeply religious retirees were playing chess and sipping fine whiskey. They enjoyed the mid-day sun almost as much as much as watching the local citizens...

Good and Bad

There once was a set of identical twin brothers. One lived a godly life. He was a good husband and father, reputable businessman, and did lots of community service. The other one was a hell-raiser...

The Train Ride

At midnight, a middle-aged man was waiting at a train station to cross the country to see his relative back east. As he stepped up into the train car, he noticed that the car was almost empty

Sex Lubricant

A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his town has been at it. Finally he decides...

Terrible Mistake

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.
She immediately called Saint Peter and said, 'This is Sister Margaret. There's been a terrible...

Nuclear Accident

There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. There were millions of people dead it was a real tragedy.
With that many people...

Town Bar

The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the...