Sister Mary was in her late 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him and invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed...
There were three men and a woman who all died and met with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
The first man steps up to St. Peter and St. Peter asks, 'What do you want?'
The man says 'I want to come into heaven.'
So St. Peter checks his list and says...
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he...
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 'TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00.'
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying...
Once upon a time, a gay man with a tremendous sex-drive died and went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in.
'Follow me' he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Peter`s keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over...
Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter told the girls, 'Before entering you must answer this simple question.'
'Which is ...?', they replied in unison.
'Have you been a...
Two nuns go out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SL: Have you noticed that a man has been...
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a makeshift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot and they discussed...
Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
'Father, I am sinful.'
'Yes son, just tell me what have you done...
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby. The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Rabbi`s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After five or six children, this started to get expensive. The congregation decided...