A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping for an hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided to go to the party. Since her husband didn`t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by...
A priest was driving along the highway, when he saw the nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a sexy leg. The priest looks and nearly misses an accident. After changing gear his hand slide up her leg.
She immediately says...
One Friday, there were 3 nuns riding on a mountain road. They were coming around a turn when a semi rammed into them head on killing them instantly. They were coming to the gates of heaven and noticed a sign that said 'Closed for Remodeling'.
One nun knocked on the gates and out came St. Peter. He said, 'What are you doing here! No one is supposed to be here! We are closed for the...
A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, 'Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost.'
'What do you mean almost?' question the priest.
'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
'Rubbing together is the same as putting...
One day, this man, Robert, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Robert decided...
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass...well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. 'Young lady...
This woman dies and goes to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she tracks down St. Peter to find out what is going on.
'Oh, that,' he says, 'that`s just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings.'
The woman is still a bit upset by this and is...
A young pastor, who normally rode a bike, was walking despondently down the street when he came upon an older more experienced pastor. The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply.
'What is bothering you my son?', he asked...
There were these three nuns that were killed in a traffic accident, and immediately sent to the Pearly Gates. As St. Peter was looking over their files, he said, 'You ladies have been very good, but before I can let you in, you have to...
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse...