A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says...
One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual and that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that...
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. Pope asks that what he can do for them. Dopey asks....
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they...
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel were crossing the desert. The camel falls dead. Before I die the father says, 'I would like to see a woman naked.' So the nun takes off all her clothes and then...
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
'This is exciting,' thought the gentleman. 'I`ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I`ll be able to see him in person.'
Imagine his surprise, when the Pope...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, 'Okay, Mrs. Jones, what`s the problem?'
The mother says, 'It`s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she`s putting on weight and is sick...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION-10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says...
Finally, a wise old physician was brought in. After an hour, he came out and told the cardinals that the bad news was that the Pope had a difficult disorder of the testicles -- terminal blue balls and...
The three sleazy roommates decided it was time they went to confession.When the priest asked them for their sins, the first roommate said she had let a man fondle her breasts...