Mature Jokes



Free Sex with Fill-Up

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, `Free Sex with Fill-Up.`
Banta pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex...

Advanced Geographical Coordinates

Banta was visiting the UK for the first time, and had boarded a train from Paddington and was on his way to Cardiff to visit his sister and her family. In the train, sitting across from him...

Santa Amazed By Pussy

Santa while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman`s legs and saw that she wasn`t wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy...

Take off Your Clothes And Get to Work

Banta runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says, "What are you doing, Banta? Do you realize you`re naked? Shouldn`t this be your day off..

Pussy Tricks!

Santa while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman`s legs and saw that she wasn`t wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable. Woman: I know what...

15 Inch Ka Ghoda

Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Ghoda Thha. Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: Yaar Itna Pyara Ghoda Kaha Se Liya?
Santa: Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek...

Screwed Up!

Santa visited a 5-Star hotel in Paris. As he sat there at the bar, enjoying his Black Label, a devastatingly hot French girl in a red dress came to him and said something in French, which he wasn`t able to understand...

No Ballroom

Banta went to Paris and needed to get a pair of pants tailored urgently.

The only one available was a ladies tailor. So having no choice, an order was placed. The next day Banta goes over and gets the pants...

Sexual Survey

A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Santa`s neighbourhood. "How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer.
"Eight times in a month...

Vasectomy Procedure

Santa goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down...