A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, `Free Sex with Fill-Up.`
Banta pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex...
Banta was visiting the UK for the first time, and had boarded a train from Paddington and was on his way to Cardiff to visit his sister and her family. In the train, sitting across from him...
Santa while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman`s legs and saw that she wasn`t wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy...
Banta runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says, "What are you doing, Banta? Do you realize you`re naked? Shouldn`t this be your day off..
Santa while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman`s legs and saw that she wasn`t wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable. Woman: I know what...
Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Ghoda Thha. Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: Yaar Itna Pyara Ghoda Kaha Se Liya?
Santa: Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek...
Santa visited a 5-Star hotel in Paris. As he sat there at the bar, enjoying his Black Label, a devastatingly hot French girl in a red dress came to him and said something in French, which he wasn`t able to understand...
Banta went to Paris and needed to get a pair of pants tailored urgently.
The only one available was a ladies tailor. So having no choice, an order was placed. The next day Banta goes over and gets the pants...
A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Santa`s neighbourhood. "How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer.
"Eight times in a month...
Santa goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down...