Mature Jokes


The Pretzel Hold

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler`s trainer came to him and said...

Horse Racing Commentary...

Horse Race Derby Commentary By Dickie Underwood: In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties...

Derby Drama

HORSE RACE DERBY COMMENTARY BY DICKIE UNDERWOOD:
In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties...

A Hole Behind

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him...

Mother Nature

Two friends went out golfing and their tee shots were horrible. One guy hit it way left, the other way right. They decided that the shots were so bad that...

Groin Massage

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit...

Christmas Gift

After her game of golf a lady player offered her caddy a ride into town. The caddy thankfully accepted, and when they arrived at her house he carried her...

Four Balls !

A Scottish tourist was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound; he took a few swings and...

Hold my Balls

A prizefighter was driving across West Texas with his wife. He said, "Honey, I've been thinking. I've always heard how tough Texans are. Here I am with a 20-0 record in the...

Too Big!

A group of fellows always enjoyed their game of golf, but one of the boys was having trouble seeing the ball. His friends kept telling him he needed glasses. Finally, he bought...